everybody hates mondays

when you wake up with 4 hours of sleep to bros outside your bedroom door

you lost your drugs somewhere in my house

you do not mysteriously just wake up wet, you fucking pissed yourself

yes, your dumb ass friend was probably here at some point

shockingly, you can't remember the events of last night that, unfortunately for me, led you to my house

the drugs you lost are estimated at $200

you anticipate the music festival you are going to will be awesome and you plan on taking more drugs

you call your friend to talk about what a crazy night that was

rumor has it there is a puddle of piss in the kitchen

all are unresponsive to me yelling 'shut the fuck up' from my room

and again, despite your inability to accept it, all evidence proves you peed my female housemate's bed

Recent interview with Max and Ari of Oakland Surf Club

I recently sat down with my good friends Max and Ari to talk about the new shop and gallery space they just opened in Downtown Oakland. It's called OAKLAND SURF CLUB and its awesome. I'm so proud of my friends and any day now they will be a momma and a poppa to a little baby girl! 

Check out the latest interview I did at SFAQONLINE!

BONUS NEWS: Dimples is playing at OSC this Friday. Be there or be a square- like me who is busy working a 15 hour shift that day!!