Thursday, March 31, 2011

rock n rollers

my day started like this


and now its like this


i need to get outside get a beer and listen to this




I need to get those pants too

if i were rich i'd have pinball, air hockey and a jukebox

The best place in the city to go to is the mechanical museum - at least if your idea of fun is cheap arcade games and collecting pennies that get smooshed and imprinted with some image of a tourist spot. 



Last time i went on my birthday i got a breadbowl of clam chowder and the stoners behind the stand forgot to charge me. That or they were taking their damn time so i walked away.
These photos are okay, not really my style but whatever I needed something to put up here since i haven't finished anything else yet.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

respect your elders!

Saw this "presidential ham" series in Portland.

this is a true work of art in my opinion



http://presidentialham.com/u-s-presidents/richard-nixon-with-ham/



thinking of presidents reminded me of another artist to admire


she's working on an ongoing series of her having sex with every president in order.



http://justinelai.com/ 

a masterpiece! aharharhar!!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

FREE WINE

do you like free wine? me too! that's why i will be in the soma staring at a photo i took almost a year ago. if you have nothing to do and want to stare at my photo with me while drinking free wine then i implore you to stop by.


raykophoto.com

sfweekly.com- international juried plastic camera show

dwell.com


if not, then by all means stare at it now:


NEW MEXICO IS HOT
NIKKI GREENE 2010



Tuesday, February 22, 2011

RAW DOGZ


my friend Eldad is a total kook in the best way possible.

at a bar friday night when a guy sitting next to us gets up to grab another drink and we found his package of meat.

pretending we don't notice eldad on the pool table as everyone shouts

then we got strangers to pose with it

a man and his steak

Thursday, February 10, 2011

'Roid Rage in Portland

My first trip to the Pacific Northwest and I lived like a king.  Endless food, beer and coffee and hardly any sleep. Its kitschy, cold and cheap. However, it lacks the liveliness of San Francisco and I was not harassed once by a loon so naturally I can't see myself living there.







An old school bus converted into a grilled cheese grill offered the best damn grilled cheese. If you eat meat, may I suggest the "Cheesus"


Here's Ruby, the reason we came


me in action