Tuesday, February 22, 2011

RAW DOGZ


my friend Eldad is a total kook in the best way possible.

at a bar friday night when a guy sitting next to us gets up to grab another drink and we found his package of meat.

pretending we don't notice eldad on the pool table as everyone shouts

then we got strangers to pose with it

a man and his steak

Thursday, February 10, 2011

'Roid Rage in Portland

My first trip to the Pacific Northwest and I lived like a king.  Endless food, beer and coffee and hardly any sleep. Its kitschy, cold and cheap. However, it lacks the liveliness of San Francisco and I was not harassed once by a loon so naturally I can't see myself living there.







An old school bus converted into a grilled cheese grill offered the best damn grilled cheese. If you eat meat, may I suggest the "Cheesus"


Here's Ruby, the reason we came


me in action

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Saturday, January 22, 2011

BASEMENT BABEZZZZ

Hey who is that babe in the basement?
Well, that's just my amazing and talented friend Mary Marxen.  

Her and I decided to do a little photoshoot in the RVCA basement before it gets converted from a moldy black hole to a legitimate storage space.












Farewell to the Underdark as my Dungenmaster/coworker calls it.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

i said goddamn!

every time i kiss you girl it tastes like pork and beans


umm hmm do yourself a favor and gyrate to this all day

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

meet special people

This is my sister eva and her boyfriend mike.  They really are a cute couple if you ignore their insane amounts of pda. The amount of grabbing these two do could honestly cause one with a weaker stomach to barf uncontrollably. 
Fortunately, I don't think that's been an issue yet.  






They look pissed in this photo but i think it was just because eva was mad mike took too long pooping or something.